In the 1400 ' s a law was set forth in England that a man
was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we
have ' the rule of thumb '
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Many years ago in
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and
Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
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T he percentage of
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The percentage of
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$ 16,400
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The average number of people airborne over the
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air,
the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the
person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four
legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature
wasn ' t added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
A. Obsession
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Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter ' A ' ?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn ' t spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father ' s Day
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In Shakespeare ' s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When
you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep
on. Hence the phrase... ' Goodnight , sleep tight '
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after
the wedding, the bride ' s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead
he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar
based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the
honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
It ' s where we get the phrase ' mind your P ' s and Q ' s '
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Many years ago in
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Don ' t delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can
read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rsch eearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
deosn ' t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be
a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven ' t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don ' t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn ' t even have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You ' re read ing this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn ' t a #9 on this
list
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow
"Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime"
Jimmy Cannon sports journalist.